August 18, 2008
Make Your Skid Mark Hamill
I’ll be honest. I did not come up with this idea. The fact is I’m not sure who did. What I do know is that way back in about 8th grade or so I found myself giggling uncontrollably after learning about it. To justify my plagiarism I’m going to point out that not only have I added to the collection, I have also assigned a clever title. I give you…
STAR WARS LINES DIGITALLY REMASTERED USING THE WORD “UNDERPANTS”
(Per usual, let’s begin with Part 4)
Episode IV: A New Hope
Han Solo: “These underpants may not look like much kid, but they’ve got it where it counts”
Greedo: “Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their underpants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser”
Darth Vader: “I find your lack of underpants disturbing”
Princess Leia: “Govenor Tarkin. I should have recognized your fowl underpants when I was brought on board”
Darth Vader: “She must have hidden the plans in her underpants. Send a detatchment down to retrieve them. See to it personally commander”
Darth Vader: “A tremor in the underpants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master”
Imperial Guy: “TK-421… Why aren’t you in your underpants?”
Princess Leia: “You came in those underpants? You’re braver than I thought”
Luke Skywalker: “I used to bulls-eye womp rats in my underpants back home”
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Han: “You look strong enough to pull the underpants off a Gundark”
Lando: “Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my underpants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive”
Yoda: “I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants”
Yoda: “Your underpants, you will not need them”
Yoda: “Mudhole? Slimy? My underpants these are”
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Lando: “We’ve got to able to some sort of reading on those underpants, up or down!”
Darth Vader: “You are unwise to lower your underpants!”
Han: “Don’t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this”
Lando: “Han will have those underpants down. We’ve got to give him more time!”
Darth Vader: “Your underpants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong”
Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Darth Sidious: “Viceroy, I don’t want to see this stunted slime in my underpants again”
Watto: “What, you think you’re some kind of Jedi? Wavin’ your underpants around like that?”
Jar Jar Binks: “Gungans have grand underpants. That’s why you no liking us meesa thinks”
Watto: “I want to see your underpants the moment the race is over”
Chancellor Palpatine: “And you, young Skywalker; we shall watch your underpants with great interest”
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Yoda: “Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my underpants”
Obi-Wan: “Your underpants are very impressive. You must be very proud”
Yoda: “Mmm. Lost his underpants, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing”
Obi-Wan: “Be mindful of your underpants Anakin. They’ll betray you”
Padme: “Our mentors have a way of seeing more of our underpants than we would like”
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Anakin: “Master, General Grievous’s underpants are directly ahead. The one’s crawling with vulture droids”
General Grievous: “Be thankful, Viceroy, you have not found yourself in my underpants…”
Obi-Wan: “With your kind permission, I should like some fuel and to use your underpants as a base as I search nearby systems for General Grievous”
Obi-Wan: “You have allowed this dark lord to twist your underpants until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy”
Well there you have it. If any of you think of any more, please don’t hesitate to make your contribution to this proud collection. Also… can anyone tell me if it was a joke to give someone named Solo a co-pilot?
May the Force be with you all.
Anakin: I don’t like underpants. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
Comment by HP — August 18, 2008 @ 8:13 am