March 24, 2008
I’m on vacation…
but being that I am a responsible individual with pre-existing obligations to our dear readers-shout outs to all 10 of you- I have taken time out of my time off and invested said time into writing something to waste your time on this post-easter Monday.
Consider yourselves lucky.
Not that I really have anything to say to you.
I’m sure you’re wishing I had some poignant piece of investigative journalism for you all…
But I don’t.
Maybe you’re wishing I had some hilarious 500 word poem about my bizzare love for peeps…
But again, I do not.
Perhaps you’re hoping that I had prepared some sort of interesting monologue about Venusian women…
You’d really have to be dreaming to think that.
And no I’m not going to write about how I train my sperm to create uber babies…
Because I haven’t done that either.
Why? Because I’m on vacation. You’ll be ok.
Regularly scheduled service will resume tomorrow with Table For Jake. I’ll be back on Sunday with a new interview.
Oh sure, rely on me for spectacular service to our undying fans.
It’s a good thing I rule.
Comment by Larry — March 24, 2008 @ 1:09 pm